Elayna: "You can have the rest of the pretzels if you want."
Me: "No, dude, I totally gorged myself just now. Can't eat another bite."
Elayna: "What's gorging?"
Me: "When you eat and eat until you are soooo full. Full up to here." *gesturing at esophagus*
Elayna: "So you can't eat even., like, a raspberry?"
Me: "Even a wafer-thin mint."
Elayna: "A what?"
I discovered that we do not own
Meaning of Life.
Zut alors! Fortunately, much as YouTube annoys the crap out of me, it's a great resource for stuff like this. So now Elayna has seen...
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The Mr. Creosote sketch*
The Dead Parrot sketch*
The Lumberjack Song, and
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The Argument Clinic sketch.
And now she has to do some homework. "That was never five minutes!", she says...